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Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Monday, 7 March 2011
Monday, 6 September 2010
Thursday, 17 June 2010
Whats blue-tac's other name....
....smurf poo!!
Cue hysterical 6 year olds, belling up all over the playground floor.
The Smurfs are coming to a screen near you in a whole years time, and yet the movie hype juggernaught is already in motion!
When I was about 6, Smurfette used to give me a junior woody.
Now that I'm older tho, I realise a cute blonde, who is completely blue is either a Hindu Deity, or a strangulation victim, either way, probably best not to attempt to tap that.
Cue hysterical 6 year olds, belling up all over the playground floor.
The Smurfs are coming to a screen near you in a whole years time, and yet the movie hype juggernaught is already in motion!
When I was about 6, Smurfette used to give me a junior woody.
Now that I'm older tho, I realise a cute blonde, who is completely blue is either a Hindu Deity, or a strangulation victim, either way, probably best not to attempt to tap that.
Tuesday, 6 April 2010
Iron Man X Nike
Just watched this clip of the upcoming sequel too...
As if I needed any more of an incentive to go & watch it?
Sunday, 28 March 2010
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
Tron Legacy
All my 80's babies should be familiar with 'Tron', the first film to ever use computer graphics extensively. I watched it quite a few times growing up & when I saw the teaser trailer for the sequel back in the summer...I felt like a 5 year old again!
Cant bloody wait mate!
Tuesday, 23 February 2010
Is it bad that i think that Alices looks super bangable in this?!
New trailer, Tim Burton is a genius, Disney films always come with the fire, and Johnny Depp is an overacting weirdo badman actor.
I hope and pray that this film is as good it looks, and is hyped up to be.
Monday, 22 February 2010
Don't make me kick yo' monkey ass!
This film Stars 'McLovin' from the comedy Superbad alongside Nick Cage & more.
But it doesn't just star any skinny geek brer, on some tryna get laid flex...
ohhhh noooo, this film stars McLovin in lycra tights, a rubberface mask and a seriously gravity defining Quiff that would effortlessly par them Jedward dickheads like it was nothing!!
If you watched that clip, and arent't slightly in awe of the audacity of the ridiculousness of the concept of this film, then you have no soul, and quite frankly, you should sling your hook, cos we don't want waste man like you around here!!
When Kick Ass hits this summer, i'm predicting theres gonna be an upsurge in Lycra wearing, super hero activity in some of the more gully parts of town, as vigilantes arm themselves, and take a bat to gun toting, crack shotting Russian Mafia types in Dalston!
Mani
But it doesn't just star any skinny geek brer, on some tryna get laid flex...
ohhhh noooo, this film stars McLovin in lycra tights, a rubberface mask and a seriously gravity defining Quiff that would effortlessly par them Jedward dickheads like it was nothing!!
If you watched that clip, and arent't slightly in awe of the audacity of the ridiculousness of the concept of this film, then you have no soul, and quite frankly, you should sling your hook, cos we don't want waste man like you around here!!
When Kick Ass hits this summer, i'm predicting theres gonna be an upsurge in Lycra wearing, super hero activity in some of the more gully parts of town, as vigilantes arm themselves, and take a bat to gun toting, crack shotting Russian Mafia types in Dalston!
Mani
Monday, 15 February 2010
Sunday, 7 February 2010
Back for the first time...
Ok, so I guess before we go any further, thanks for all the love the column received last week, reading all those emails and comments made me feel all warm and tingly inside...
OR maybe that’s just the Irritable Bowel Syndrome playing up again.
Press play:
So walking through the underground station the other day, dodging mice, escalators that want to eat my jeans, and über fat brers, who want to suffocate me with there dhutty-sweaty armpits, I spotted a poster for the new Gorillaz single.
The Gorilaz dropping a new single, is exciting enough for us as it is, but when we see that it features Rare Groove legend Bobby Womack, and the illest MC in the game (well definitely in my top 5 anyway) in the shape of Mos Def, then we walk funny, cos our jeans have suddenly got
a little too snug in the y-fronts region!!
This tune's too BOXFRESH for a video as yet, but nonetheless, that filthy deep bassline, and soulful warblings of Lord Womack make us want to don our red leather fingerless gloves, and start rocking some serious body popping moves on a street corner somewhere.
Talking of emotionally draining, severally intense films about race, abuse and violence….(we weren’t talking about it, but we are now!), last Friday saw the cinema release of the hotly anticipated film Precious.
It follows an Obese African American girl, Precious (played excellently by Gabourey Sidibe), who is pregnant with her second child, as she struggles to find her way in life as a woman, and as a mother, and out of an abusive household.
The cameos by the excellent Mariah Carey, and Lenny Kravitz feel a little out of place at first, but they are both give wicked performances, as is Mo'nique's, who switches from being a complete
tyrannical monster bitch, to blubbering, pitiful victim within a couple of frames of film. Deep stuff.
As emotionally manipulative as it may feel at times, it’s completely worth the experience, as you’ll walk out of the film feeling as spiritually clean as a new born baby.
Definitely an eye opener it really made me think about those less fortunate than ourselves and especially those suffering in Haiti right now. Please find a reputable charity, and donate all that you can afford to the relief effort, suddenly those new box fresh Reebok Pumps don’t feel as important after watching the news do they?
For more cultural forward thinking, it us again around the same time next week, and remember kids, always wear a condom!
Mani
OR maybe that’s just the Irritable Bowel Syndrome playing up again.
Press play:
So walking through the underground station the other day, dodging mice, escalators that want to eat my jeans, and über fat brers, who want to suffocate me with there dhutty-sweaty armpits, I spotted a poster for the new Gorillaz single.
The Gorilaz dropping a new single, is exciting enough for us as it is, but when we see that it features Rare Groove legend Bobby Womack, and the illest MC in the game (well definitely in my top 5 anyway) in the shape of Mos Def, then we walk funny, cos our jeans have suddenly got
a little too snug in the y-fronts region!!
This tune's too BOXFRESH for a video as yet, but nonetheless, that filthy deep bassline, and soulful warblings of Lord Womack make us want to don our red leather fingerless gloves, and start rocking some serious body popping moves on a street corner somewhere.
Talking of emotionally draining, severally intense films about race, abuse and violence….(we weren’t talking about it, but we are now!), last Friday saw the cinema release of the hotly anticipated film Precious.
It follows an Obese African American girl, Precious (played excellently by Gabourey Sidibe), who is pregnant with her second child, as she struggles to find her way in life as a woman, and as a mother, and out of an abusive household.
The cameos by the excellent Mariah Carey, and Lenny Kravitz feel a little out of place at first, but they are both give wicked performances, as is Mo'nique's, who switches from being a complete
tyrannical monster bitch, to blubbering, pitiful victim within a couple of frames of film. Deep stuff.
As emotionally manipulative as it may feel at times, it’s completely worth the experience, as you’ll walk out of the film feeling as spiritually clean as a new born baby.
Definitely an eye opener it really made me think about those less fortunate than ourselves and especially those suffering in Haiti right now. Please find a reputable charity, and donate all that you can afford to the relief effort, suddenly those new box fresh Reebok Pumps don’t feel as important after watching the news do they?
For more cultural forward thinking, it us again around the same time next week, and remember kids, always wear a condom!
Mani
Friday, 29 January 2010
Hello Culture!
Press play before on this video before you read any further…..
Here at PNB we’re all about exploring new territories and experiencing the new...
So the all powerful Wizards of Oz, Motive & Merrick have decided to bestow upon you, a new regular culture section for the blog...
In which we depart from the standard formula for blogs of posting a picture of something shiny and then telling everyone a whole two words of aimless opinion on it & instead deliver some actual useful stuff, that you’ll want to read/watch/research into a little further.
The track you hear playing in the background right now is Theophilus London’s new ridim ‘Humdrum Town”. It’s good init?! Early 90’s fashion styling, 80’s pop, slick Hip Hop bars, and a bit of eeeeeemotional singing on the top makes for an Indie Hip Hop sound that we can all fuck with!
Anyway, apparently good old Theophilus is creating quite a following in his native New York, and US, and is scheduled to hit the UK pretty soon for some live dates after he touched down @ YoYo last year. Youtube his ‘Always Love You’ video with Whitney, he looks like he knows how to smash a live show.!
All of us here @ PNB know a cult classic movie when we see one, especially if it includes a few troublesome sub-titles (La Haine, City of God and Battle Royale for example) So we’re all very excited at the arrival of the new French film ‘The Prophet’, which has a limited cinema release across the UK. Before I say anything else, just watch the trailer:
I don’t think I need to say much more, if this was an English language film, you would have all already gone and seen it, so excited, that you needed your pop corn boxes to cover your cinematic-violence induced boners!!
Don’t you just love that feeling!!!
Mani
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