Whats blue-tac's other name....

....smurf poo!!

Cue hysterical 6 year olds, belling up all over the playground floor.

The Smurfs are coming to a screen near you in a whole years time, and yet the movie hype juggernaught is already in motion!

When I was about 6, Smurfette used to give me a junior woody.

Now that I'm older tho, I realise a cute blonde, who is completely blue is either a Hindu Deity, or a strangulation victim, either way, probably best not to attempt to tap that.